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Auditions are Thursday, March 5th at the Bird Island Theatre Rehearsal Space from 6-8PM. Please arrive by 6PM and plan on staying until 8PM.
Rehearsals are most M-T-TH-F and some weekends! 6:30-8:30/9:00PM.
Register here: https://forms.gle/gUBUamadN4awN2g2A

If you are unfamiliar with this show, the most accessible point of comparison is the Griswold Family of National Lampoon’s fame.

(12 roles – typically split among 2–4 actors)
Hog Farmer – Proud, practical rural man with grounded, dry humor.
Don’s Uncle – Big family personality; warm, possibly opinionated.
Man with Vegetable Stand – Eager roadside vendor trying to make a sale.
Don’s Grandfather – Reflective, stubborn, generational presence with subtle humor.
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(12 roles – typically split among 2–4 actors)
Hog Farmer – Proud, practical rural man with grounded, dry humor.
Don’s Uncle – Big family personality; warm, possibly opinionated.
Man with Vegetable Stand – Eager roadside vendor trying to make a sale.
Don’s Grandfather – Reflective, stubborn, generational presence with subtle humor.
Grocery Store Employee – Deadpan, procedural, unimpressed.
Farmer with Hoe – Physical, minimal dialogue; strong character through posture and movement.
Childhood Friend (Professor) – Former kid buddy turned self-serious academic; strong contrast role.
Amish Peddler – Quiet, observant, understated humor through stillness.
Civil War Performer – Overly committed reenactor; bold, theatrical energy.
Mechanic – Gruff, direct, blue-collar realism.
Unhappy Old Man – Cranky, world-weary, comedic through timing and reaction.
Waiter – Emotionless, efficient, humor through restraint.

(10 roles – typically split among 2–4 actors)
Hog Farmer Bob’s Wife – Strong, practical, steady rural presence.
Don’s Aunt – Family warmth with possible dramatic flair.
Woman with Fruit Cart – Persistent, energetic vendor personality.
Don’s Grandmother – Gentle, loving, reflective. Woman in Grocery Store Parking Lot – Opinionated small
(10 roles – typically split among 2–4 actors)
Hog Farmer Bob’s Wife – Strong, practical, steady rural presence.
Don’s Aunt – Family warmth with possible dramatic flair.
Woman with Fruit Cart – Persistent, energetic vendor personality.
Don’s Grandmother – Gentle, loving, reflective. Woman in Grocery Store Parking Lot – Opinionated small-town observer.
Amish Peddler – Soft-spoken, composed, subtle reactions.
Assistant to Civil War Performer – Earnest, intensely committed helper.
Auto Repair Shop Worker – Confident, capable, straightforward.
Hotel Patron – Traveler with distinct attitude (impatient, awkward, curious).
“Nightmare” Waitress – Fast, sharp, overwhelming; big comedic opportunity.

Tech- Projections- this show has three projectors on stage for scenes, road signs and postcards. (These two assistants will assist Heidi)
Tech- Lights – Strong work ethic, willingness to learn light board and care for equipment.
Tech- Sound- assistant to run the mic system.
Stage Manager- organizes stage items when in use, sets up light
Tech- Projections- this show has three projectors on stage for scenes, road signs and postcards. (These two assistants will assist Heidi)
Tech- Lights – Strong work ethic, willingness to learn light board and care for equipment.
Tech- Sound- assistant to run the mic system.
Stage Manager- organizes stage items when in use, sets up lights and all other items as needed for stage rehearsals, responsible for doors. Puts everything away after stage rehearsals. Re-locks all doors and lights.